"Am I Gay, Sue Johanson?" - 2004-03-17 1:33 p.m.

You know how much I adore watching Degrassi: The Next Generation and Talk Sex with Sue Johanson. This weekend, these two juggernauts of Canadian TV combined on a "very special" episode of Degrassi! Ninth-grader Marco suspects he may be gay, and who is there to counsel him but school nurse Sue Johanson! Pure television magic.

Also, Happy Saint Paddy's Day from this dirty Mick! Woo!

Which Degrassi: Next Generation Character Are YOU???
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You're Manny!
You're an attention seeking slut. You can also be pretty clingy with guys. To give you some credit, you're a really good friend, ready to lend a hand to your friends and every organization in Degrassi. Let's be honest, you probably do it because you're needy though.

Your LOTR/80s Wedding by Shirebourn
Your Name
Your Age
Who You Marry	Elijah Wood
Where	Minas Tirith
When	June 20, 2012
Your Wedding Theme Song	"Jesse's Girl"
You Watch During Sex	Smurfs
You Listen To During Sex	"Just Like A Prayer"
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What Do The LOTR Actors Think Of You? by Shirebourn
Your Name
Your Age
Andy Thought	he was dreaming
Orlando Wondered	who fathered your child
Elijah Thought The Sex Was	not as good as Andy's
Dom Could Not Help But	laugh in your face
Billy Admitted You Were	obsessed
Viggo Wanted To	threesome with you & Elijah
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"Oh Johnny...." - 2004-03-14 12:07 a.m.

Hi. I'm the film Secret Window playing at a theater near you. While Johnny Depp is incredibly sexy and a talented actor appearing in me, I still have the same plot twist as Fight Club.

Song Shirebourn and I sang on the way home from the movie (to the tune of Barry Manilow's Mandy):

"Oh Johnny
When you killed your dog with a screwdriver
I still wanted to touch you
Oh Johnny
When you chopped off my head with a shovel
I still wanted to love you
Oh Johnny."

"It's Muh Burfday!" - 2004-03-12 2:15 p.m.

It's my birthday, as well as the beginning of Spring Break. (Well, yesterday was my birthday, close enough.) I'm partying hard, right? Wrong. I'm writing synopses of surgical procedures and the nursing implications they require, and pushing photos at the lab. Woot, woot! At least I've got Cracker Barrel, a bottle of Arbor Mist and a 12-pack of Smirnoff Ice to help celebrate. What did the celebration last year entail, you ask? Well, this...

Yeah. My spice and I were married by PoppaCasey in a gay bar. I just can't top that.

Also, I KNOW you're all tired of this crap, but here's a fabulously wonderfully hilariously beautiful picture of Elijah Wood on Japanese television, apparently posing at Harry Potter.

Le sigh.