Otherodontists suck!! - 2004-05-10 11:55 p.m.

I wen trhough approzimately 6 years of headgear, braces and a palatea spreader . My poarents spent aroudn four thoughsands dolalrs to straighten my teeth. ieven wore my retairner for the two years my ortheodontist recoomended.And yet,, my eteeth have gone crrooked again!! I am very agndry. What doe a girl have to do to have nice teeth? BOo.

Rumors Of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - 2004-05-05 10:52 p.m.

Hi! I promise I'll have time to give you an actual update when:

1) I finish finals Friday!

2) I'm done with these damn prom portraits I stupidly contracted myself out to do!

3) I get a few hours of sleep!

4) I get mine and Shirebourn's fanfiction archive up and running!

5) My sister stops hitting me on the head with a fake samurai sword in the style of Kill Bill!

Note: This appears to be a really great spring/summer for movies, especially movies featuring our boys. Elijah was in Eternal Sunshine (fabulous), Sean A. was in 50 First Dates (eh, could have done without it), Orli and Sean B. are in Troy, David Wenham's in Van Helsing, and our Dommie is shooting a pilot for ABC! Squeee! If Quentin Tarantino would have thrown a hobbit cameo in Kill Bill Vol. 2, life would have been complete. Oh, and that movie about floods and freezing and hurricanes in New York looks cool, too.

"Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo-Poo" - 2004-04-07 8:08 p.m.

Today I drove by a flower shop. I stopped in, thinking of buying Alyssa flowers. Then I remembered I don't have her street address. THEN I remembered I'm poor. But at least I thought about it.

Insert Humorous Title Here - 2004-04-06 10:47 a.m.

Hello, my neglected friends! I'm sorry I no longer have time for you. I promise I still love you, though.

- I take a little time off, and my baby ALyssa Has kidney stones. Here's hoping you feel better soon.

- I'm having trouble finding a preceptorship in surgery. If nothing opens up soon, it looks like I may be spending my time in peds with all those crying children. Oh joy.

- I totally forgot to send Christopher the birthday present I bought him. I don't feel too bad though, since he forgot my birthday completely.

- My iPod will be arriving soon. Huzzah! You'd think I'd be downloading lots of cool music, right? Wrong. I've spent the last hour searching for the Abba Teens, Aqua, and S Club 7. I am so cool.

- School is kicking my ass. 4 weeks left. Yay!

- I think I have carpal tunnel in my right hand.

- That's about it for now.