2005-02-07 - She's in fashion, ooh, ooh, oooohhh.
2005-02-06 - I'd exhume a dead body for you, Valentine.
2005-02-04 - Well fuck me Sideways...
2005-02-04 - Go die people for Kate
2005-02-03 - Uhaul, Everybody!
2005-02-01 - Tom Cruise's Creepier Cousin Kidnapped Claire!
2005-01-29 - Light Comma Sticks
2005-01-26 - I Heart Vincent
2005-01-15 - Boar: the other white meat.
2005-01-14 - Haikus? Haik-mes!
2005-01-14 - Shannon is Never Sorry
2005-01-13 - Take the Meat Bridge
2005-01-13 - No Words To Express.
2005-01-12 - Incest on Mystery Island!
2005-01-12 - "Are You Guys Having a Killer Time?"
2005-01-12 - Hungry, Hungry Hurley.
2005-01-06 - Best Truck Ever.
2005-01-05 - Reasons 2004 Didn't Suck
2004-12-19 - I Heart Things!
2004-12-13 - Confessions, Part XXIMCXVI
2004-11-26 - Stupid Llama
2004-10-06 - "If You're Looking For Me, You'd Better Check Under The Sea."
2004-10-03 - Gimme Gimme Gimme
2004-10-03 - I Am So Lost!
2004-10-01 - Dammit.
2004-09-28 - Kidneys Can Go Fuck Themselves.
2004-09-09 - "I'd like you to meet our son, Simeon."
2004-09-07 - Down With Feet.
2004-09-05 - Overseas Or Bust
2004-07-27 - ITEOFWAWKIAIFF (or, It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine.)
2004-07-27 - The Top Eleven
2004-05-10 - Otherodontists suck!!
2004-05-05 - Rumors Of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
2004-04-07 - "Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo-Poo"
2004-04-06 - Insert Humorous Title Here
2004-03-17 - "Am I Gay, Sue Johanson?"
2004-03-14 - "Oh Johnny...."
2004-03-12 - "It's Muh Burfday!"
2004-03-09 - Sawmill Gravy IV Infusion.
2004-03-09 - WTF?!
2004-03-07 - My Eyebrows Are Free!
2004-03-04 - Have a Sense of Proportion, People!
2004-03-03 - Squeee!
2004-03-03 - MST3K. 1992 -2004
2004-03-02 - Blood N' Guts.
2004-03-01 - I'm NOT Ready For My Close-Up!
2004-02-28 - Confessions of a Non-So-Dangerous Mind.
2004-02-24 - The tights! Oh, the tights.
2004-02-22 - My Monster!
2004-02-20 - Shiny, Shiny Brass Buttons.
2004-02-18 - Estelle Getty Rocks My World.
2004-02-16 - 'Candi' Spelled With An 'I'.
2004-02-12 - "Oh, we didn't sleep much at all!"
2004-02-12 - I'm Not Made Of Money.
2004-02-10 - Mental Health Unit-Inspired Haikus
2004-02-10 - Worst Joke Ever. Seriously.
2004-02-09 - The Good and Bad Kinds of Pirate Love.
2004-02-07 - Do You Know Where Your Genitals Have Been?
2004-02-04 - Benzodiazepines and Samwise Gamgee
2004-02-03 - "There ain't no party like a hobbit party cause a hobbit party don't stop!"
2004-02-01 - I Is Smart.
2004-02-01 - Woot, woot - Part 2.
2004-01-31 - Woot, woot.
2004-01-28 - Hilary Duff is "So Yesterday".
2004-01-28 - I Still Love You, Sean Astin!
2004-01-26 - Just Saying.
2003-12-24 - Eat, Drink and Be Merry (or Pippen)
2003-12-18 - Samwise Gamgee loves Rosie Cotton.
2003-12-18 - I lvoe pippen
2003-12-15 - WWLD?
2003-12-12 - "Don't go where I can't follow."
2003-12-12 - "I'm a dick, I'm addicted to you."
2003-12-10 - "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
2003-11-12 - Hollywood, Here We Come
2003-11-10 - Saggin' Wagon
2003-11-06 - The Eye of Sauron
2003-10-25 - Toni Basil Is My Hero
2003-10-17 - Underpant Shopping is Hard Work
2003-10-09 - Bloody Eye Sockets
2003-10-06 - Conan's Second Fiddle.
2003-10-04 - $#@!
2003-10-04 - alsyas is the best
2003-09-27 - Rockin' Sneakers
2003-09-24 - Go Die, Joey Fatone.
2003-09-21 - "What about Second Breakfast?"
2003-09-16 - "Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts..."
2003-09-15 - "...It burns, burns, burns in the ring of fire..."
2003-09-13 - Orlando Bloom is my hero.
2003-06-15 - Please?
2003-06-07 - Testing 1-2-3
2003-06-02 - Bartending
2003-05-27 - I don't know what an Ackman is, but he sure has a huge one!
2003-03-16 - Green Beer
2003-02-23 - Ice Cube Feet
2003-02-18 - Weather Sucks!
2003-02-11 - Hi, my name is Random.
2003-01-29 - $1,000 Reward
2003-01-28 - Idiot Boyfriend
2003-01-25 - A message from Don Corlione...
2003-01-24 - Oh. My. God.
2003-01-22 - Married by the Monkey House
2003-01-22 - Pink Maribou Bra
2003-01-21 - Speaking of breasts...
2003-01-20 - 10 Things...
2003-01-19 - About A Girl
2003-01-16 - WWJWT?
2003-01-11 - Hoorah For Being Bad
2002-12-18 - Space: The Final Frontier
2002-12-13 - Dumbass Pills
2002-12-13 - Illegal Monkey
2002-11-27 - one armed
2002-11-14 - Gaping Gash = Sexy
2002-11-04 - Go To Hell, Dubya
2002-11-02 - Stupid Me
2002-10-29 - Damn Swedish Furniture
2002-10-22 - Blood Clots?
2002-10-14 - Happy Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson/Beatles Day!
2002-10-13 - Big Fat Greek Boyband
2002-10-09 - The Pill
2002-10-07 - OK
2002-10-01 - Feldman & Haim
2002-09-24 - Dirty Pants Amanda
2002-09-23 - Aarrrrr, Matey!
2002-09-16 - Andy Dick = Hopped Up
2002-09-14 - Just Another Clod
2002-09-10 - Lysol = Alyssa
2002-09-09 - Libary
2002-09-04 - Parrothead Tattoo
2002-09-02 - No More Damn Movies
2002-08-31 - Idiot Boyfriend
2002-08-31 - Staples Are The Answer
2002-08-30 - Mesh Around the Intestines
2002-08-28 - More Oil Than Kuwait
2002-08-22 - Netzero and Gas Pains
2002-08-21 - Crazy Old Men
2002-08-14 - Leash
2002-08-12 - Hernia Madness!
2002-08-11 - Spinsterhood
2002-08-09 - I Love You, Digital Camera Boy.
2002-08-03 - Michael Stipe
2002-08-02 - Mopey Ceiling
2002-08-01 - Andrew W.K. is Scary!
2002-07-24 - Cripple
2002-07-23 - Lemons in a Cowboy Hat
2002-07-22 - That is all.
2002-07-19 - Hibatchi
2002-07-13 - Riverside
2002-07-13 - Thanks.
2002-07-12 - Santos
2002-07-11 - Pharmacology = Fun!
2002-07-08 - someonelikesyou.com
2002-07-06 - The Beach Boys Blew
2002-07-02 - Viva La Revolution
2002-07-01 - So sad!
2002-07-01 - I'm Ready For My Close-Up
2002-06-26 - Be My Friend? Please?
2002-06-25 - Hahahaha
2002-06-24 - Them's some words.
2002-06-23 - Sorry
2002-06-21 - Older Than God
2002-06-20 - No Bobbies.
2002-06-19 - I Know It's Gross!
2002-06-10 - Bam!
2002-06-09 - Hip Lizzy
2002-06-09 - SuperGold!
2002-06-08 - I dunno.
2002-06-07 - Kelly Osborne
2002-06-06 - Thank you, Come again.
2002-06-03 - Supermassive Black Holes!
2002-06-02 - Vultures
2002-06-01 - Who is the Prime Minister?
2002-05-30 - It's JC Penney Portrait Time!
2002-05-29 - Legally Blind
2002-05-29 - Suck My Lightsaber.
2002-05-25 - Capri Pants
2002-05-22 - Crocodile Hunter, I spit in your face.
2002-05-20 - Screw You Too
2002-05-19 - Corey Feldman in a Cave
2002-05-18 - Little Lego Stormtrooper
2002-05-17 - Vanilla Coke
2002-05-15 - Slutz
2002-05-13 - Not Me.
2002-05-06 - Ink
2002-05-03 - Clowning Around
2002-05-01 - Some People Call Me The Space Cowboy.
2002-04-30 - Boo on Blue
2002-04-27 - Never, Ever.
2002-04-25 - I Love Almost Everybody
2002-04-25 - I've Got You Under My Drawers
2002-04-24 - Pickle Farm
2002-04-19 - Forecast: Attention Showers
2002-04-17 - Stupid Kristina.
2002-04-16 - Not Trendy
2002-04-14 - Loving The Monkeys.
2002-04-14 - Hell's Angel Fuck-Face
2002-04-06 - All Politicians May Pinch Me
2002-04-05 - I heart Asians.
2002-03-30 - Nickels and Quarters
2002-03-29 - -
2002-03-28 - Rock Star
2002-03-23 - Darrin and his dancing grooves!
2002-03-21 - Boo on me. =(
2002-03-21 - Lactating.
2002-03-19 - Moooooooooooo.
2002-03-15 - Easter, Bloody Easter.
2002-03-14 - Down With Skinny Mirrors!
2002-03-13 - Jeb Bush On The Line.
2002-03-12 - No Chili Willy's For Me.
2002-03-11 - No "Darren's Dance Grooves". =(
2002-03-07 - Me + Alyssa + Man...OK, not really.
2002-03-06 - An Oxycontin Melee.
2002-03-05 - Pantherage.
2002-03-04 - No one likes you!
2002-03-03 - Drowning in My Houseboat.
2002-03-03 - Cowabunga, Dudes.
2002-03-01 - More Extensive Porn Collection!
2002-03-01 - Oscar Fever is going around.
2002-02-27 - ...Only Some Inappropriate Fondling.
2002-02-23 - All chicken salad! All the time!
2002-02-21 - I love youa ll
2002-02-20 - Slutting Around.
2002-02-20 - When paying bills, SIGN THE DAMN CHECK!
2002-02-16 - "Hell, I still love you, New York."
2002-02-15 - Sorry
2002-02-15 - go Casey
2002-02-14 - 200 Retarded Entries!
2002-02-13 - Drawing Penises
2002-02-13 - David Bowie in Argyle Socks
2002-02-12 - An Open Letter To God
2002-02-11 - Matt Lauer In Sparkly Spandex
2002-02-11 - Buick = Crappy Car.
2002-02-10 - Cutest Lab In The Region!
2002-02-09 - "I'm so cool. Too bad I'm a loser."
2002-02-08 - Canadians in Fight Club jackets.
2002-02-08 - Wanna Buy Me?
2002-02-08 - yay
2002-02-06 - Behave, I Say.
2002-02-06 - I don't hate you.
2002-02-03 - Non-Down Baby.
2002-01-29 - I'm With Stupid
2002-01-28 - Alphabetical Songs.
2002-01-31 - Chris = Alive.
2002-01-29 - Yeasty.
2002-01-28 - Stop it, Ben Affleck.
2002-01-27 - PFLAG
2002-01-25 - A whole new world.
2002-01-22 - It's not that hard to take a pregnancy test
2002-01-20 - More Mothman
2002-01-19 - Mothman
2002-01-19 - Sir Cutesy-Kill-Things-Bunny
2002-01-19 - -
2002-01-18 - Bawling Over Beans
2002-01-16 - No Cole Slaw With Your Mexican Pizza
2002-01-15 - Blue Fur With Eyelids
2002-01-15 - Ass-less Pants
2002-01-14 - Peg Leg
2002-01-13 - Yay for Roadtrips
2002-01-11 - yay
2002-01-10 - By The Way...YOU'RE WELCOME!
2002-01-10 - Condoms in the Backpack
2002-01-09 - Fuck you, C & O
2002-01-09 - My Own TV Station
2002-01-08 - Dave Thomas Is Dead
2002-01-08 - Back To School
2002-01-08 - Skin Chap-Stick
2002-01-07 - Car in the Ditch
2002-01-06 - Cheerleader Movie Day
2002-01-06 - Dental History
2002-01-05 - Home STD Test
2002-01-04 - Thank You Allison
2002-01-03 - Young enough to be tied up
2002-01-03 - Crazy Velcro Shirt
2002-01-02 - I am Less Than Jake.
2002-01-02 - I Don't Take Off My Hat!
2001-12-30 - Frozen-ness.
2001-12-29 - Llamas for sale.
2001-12-28 - Vaseline up my nose.
2001-12-27 - Hurricane of Roses
2001-12-26 - Diamonds Are Amanda's Best Friend
2001-12-24 - Black Urine
2001-12-24 - Bleeding From Every Orifice
2001-12-22 - N-Sync Thong
2001-12-22 - Discrimination.
2001-12-22 - Maybe This Will Work.
2001-12-22 - No Space Camp For Me
2001-12-21 - Rent-A-Friend
2001-12-21 - Amanda - She Doesn't Smell Bad!
2001-12-20 - Passing A Hearse.
2001-12-19 - I Hate Me.
2001-12-19 - I like me.
2001-12-18 - NOT pregnant.
2001-12-18 - Carrying the son of God.
2001-12-18 - Gyno Exam
2001-12-17 - Don't Wanna Stop
2001-12-17 - Lookin' For Trouble
2001-12-17 - Drag kings.
2001-12-17 - Let It Be
2001-12-16 - Fuck You. You know who you are.
2001-12-16 - Dwelling.
2001-12-16 - Angels
2001-12-15 - Coydog
2001-12-14 - Broken Cutter
2001-12-14 - Cry, damn you, cry!
2001-12-14 - Crazy
2001-12-12 - My Own Music Video
2001-12-11 - Pee Wee and Big Boy
2001-12-10 - Spam
2001-12-10 - Colonoscopy Day
2001-12-10 - 10 Things
2001-12-09 - TV Guide
2001-12-09 - Food Before Tommy.
2001-12-09 - List of people to kidnap.
2001-12-08 - Diaryring Crazy
2001-12-08 - Jail.
2001-12-08 - Closing A Guy's Hand In The Window.
2001-12-07 - More...
2001-12-07 - Ok, So there are more.
2001-12-05 - The Clooneys
2001-12-05 - Last one.
2001-12-05 - -
2001-12-05 - Kidnappers.
2001-12-05 - More Surveys
2001-12-04 - OJ and E.
2001-12-03 - Don't Shoplift.
2001-12-02 - Survey
2001-11-29 - Space Ghost and Penne.
2001-11-29 - I'm a Ho.
2001-11-28 - -
2001-11-28 - Stay Together For The Kids
2001-11-27 - Crou-tingly.
2001-11-26 - Stupid Technology.
2001-11-25 - Webbed Feet
2001-11-23 - Go Away.
2001-11-22 - Thankful for Brak
2001-11-21 - Like a Friend
2001-11-21 - Quitting Smoking Makes You Fat.
2001-11-19 - A Festivus for the Rest-Of-Us
2001-11-19 - Frosting and Vodka.
2001-11-18 - Daily Affirmation
2001-11-18 - Dog Show
2001-11-17 - -
2001-11-17 - Hunter/Game Cube Boy
2001-11-17 - Sorted Into Gryffindor
2001-11-15 - -
2001-11-15 - This is Where the One Hour Goes.
2001-11-14 - Vincent
2001-11-13 - It's Against The Law.
2001-11-13 - I Love W.
2001-11-12 - A WHOLE DAY OFF!
2001-11-11 - =(
2001-11-11 - I Hate Myself.
2001-11-11 - Fun = Money.
2001-11-10 - Tribute To Larry King
2001-11-09 - Fuck Me, Please.
2001-11-08 - Why Don't You Write Me?
2001-11-07 - "Even In Abercrombie"
2001-11-06 - "Of course, Princess!"
2001-11-04 - Come Back Spice Girls.
2001-11-04 - Tragedy = Comedy.
2001-11-03 - "In Vegas By An Elvis Impersonator"
2001-11-03 - I'm "Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman", and Certainly Not a Pop Star.
2001-11-03 - Wonderful Life.
2001-11-02 - Happy David Bowie Day!
2001-11-02 - Funny Haircutting Stories.
2001-11-02 - Pictures Of Me On My Head.
2001-11-01 - Christmas List.
2001-10-30 - Men With Bigger Breasts.
2001-10-30 - Rock It To Russia.
2001-10-29 - Please Don't Be Mad At Me.
2001-10-28 - Sleepy-time.
2001-10-28 - Disasters in Clubbing.
2001-10-27 - I'm a Creep.
2001-10-26 - Shot Down.
2001-10-26 - I'm the media's slut.
2001-10-25 - Being a slave is not a good thing.
2001-10-23 - Work Haikus
2001-10-23 - Thank you George Costanza!
2001-10-22 - I hate "Requiem For A Dream"!
2001-10-21 - I feel bad.
2001-10-19 - Nobody wants to eat this steak.
2001-10-16 - Anthrax.
2001-10-15 - No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
2001-10-15 - "On The Line" is almost here!
2001-10-14 - I heart my friends!
2001-10-13 - Bert Is Evil.
2001-10-12 - What's in a name?
2001-10-12 - Mean people suck.
2001-10-10 - Quotes that made me smiley.
2001-10-09 - What's their secret?
2001-10-07 - Off to London!
2001-10-07 - Fucked-Up Girl.
2001-10-05 - Let me join the Peace Corps or I will hurt you.
2001-10-04 - Plucking eyebrows = Ow!
2001-10-04 - I'm a dancing, singing machine!
2001-10-03 - I don't know what I want.
2001-10-02 - What if?
2001-10-01 - I have to invent perfect sex.
2001-09-29 - Emotions are gay.
2001-09-27 - Elvis Costello kicks major ass.
2001-09-27 - I love you.
2001-09-26 - Is this what is supposed to happen, God?
2001-09-25 - I just may leave this town.
2001-09-25 - Don't be selfish, say 'Hi' to your family.
2001-09-24 - Writing whilst watching TRL = Bad idea.
2001-09-23 - A weekend of ups and downs.
2001-09-21 - Someone thinks this angel is a devil.
2001-09-19 - Tolstoy's got it goin' on.
2001-09-19 - I'm selling my organs.
2001-09-19 - Insanity is the name of the game.
2001-09-18 - Waxing about Waffles.
2001-09-18 - Rolph: 1987-2001
2001-09-17 - A Lexingtonian Again.
2001-09-14 - Home Again
2001-09-13 - I feel Lancelicious.
2001-09-13 - Gay guys, and my year.
2001-09-12 - So this is growing up...
2001-09-11 - Unbelievable.
2001-09-10 - I'm going to die.
2001-09-10 - Karma Police
2001-09-09 - Greek Day @ the mall
2001-09-09 - I need help.
2001-09-08 - Scary Porn Man
2001-09-07 - Cockatiel Man
2001-09-07 - A 'Hoing I was going
2001-09-06 - 'Duran Duran's Greatest Hits' was the best eighteen dollars I ever spent.